Saturday, August 30, 2008


JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.


Stupid or what??

Bee to the Zee Beezee...

Oh my God,

I am soo busy again! With tonnes of work and things to do, honestly I have no idea to work or to study.

I have already skipped a few classes, skipped lunches and dinners just to fully utilised time I have in Client's place.

And I am going back to work tomorrow.. All on my own free will, nope.. no one forces me, it is just me, myself... the little kiasu Melissa who wants to meet deadline despite it is nearly impossible.

Oh Gosh... I hate myself... why am I working to hard when I get the same pay??

On a brighter note, my client is very friendly and helpful. At least, I can get my things half done rather than not done.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Busy Week Ahead

So much to blog but so little time...will do a summary...

Or best, let the pictures do the talking.

Celebration at Sakae Teppayaki at Cineleisure.

I am not really a Japanese food fan, especially Sushi... I just dont get it why girls are soo crazy over sushis! One or two piece is good enough for me... But i love teppanyaki!

When I was younger, when money hardly comes by, going to Sg Wang Teppanyaki is like the best meal of all time! That was like 18 years ago!

The chef (then Japanese) would show off his skill with knives and whatever utensils he has and start juggling it while cooking our meals! Then my dad would tipped the guy (though we were poor, but we know when to splurge and when to save).

Soon, Banglas are hired to replace the Japanese chef, so no more free shows... Ah.. the good ole days... Being kids is so easy... Just one meal to Teppanyaki, I would clean the house squeking clean and be super good girl!

Anyways, pictures as promised:

Next up, Instant Sandwiches! Yup.. You heard me, Instant Sandwiches!

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The pictures dont do the Sandwich any justice! It is heavenly super uber nice! Though not one of the best but damn super convenient! Especially when am busy with my work and no time to lunch, so this thing is a great option. Hot and Healthy!


When I got it, i was wondering where the hell is the On Button? Then when I saw it, I couldnt get it on...

Frantically thinking that PSP might be a faulty set, I went up to a colleague (or sort of, cause i dont even know his name), then he inspects the PSP and open up the battery cover... chech... I forgot to put in the battery -_-...

You guys might be surprise that I actually bought a PSP! Considering the fact that I don;t play computer games at all. The only game i play is CHESS.

The truth is, I get it for free.. haha.. nope, Alec did not get me this PSP cause he knows I don;t like this kind of thing. I rather him getting me a Gucci bag which is unlikely.

So, where did I get it from?? Hahaha.. from a secret admire...




Any keen buyer? For one, this PSP surely will collect dust soon. Unless I install a chess game, then i can play chess while waiting for MRT.

And finally, I still Gym, but at a lesser frequency due to my very very hectic workload.

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I did 16mins on the treadmill, 10mins cycling, 20 mins on steps, 1 hours of Personal Training and 1 hours of KickBoxing! All in 4 hours!

Monday, August 18, 2008


Yay! I have passed P1!

Now 4 more hurdles to go!

Iba, Iba, Andele!

Taking one paper at a time. No point killing yourself with so many papers right?

Slow & Steady....

Yay! Yay!

Super Happy! Considering the fact I din attend P1 classes but only the revision classes to save on the tuition fees!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Grasshopper & Ants

Have been hitting the gym as much as 5 times a week!

Once in the morning (before 7am) and once after work.

And I am dead tired now.

After Gyming

Why am I so free you ask? Cause I am on one week's training! So not wanting to waste time and regret over my super expensive gym membership, so I took full advantage of my break by going Gym Binge!

Been to Bodycombat and JC Boxercise.

Bodycombat is deadly I tell you. My whole body aches for 2 days!

JC Boxercise is more fun.

Anyways, the topic for today is quite sensitive to certain people but this is purely my opinion as an individual.

The MB of Selangor has suggested to open up UiTM to the minority ethics but guess the Bumiputeras are not too keen to be MALAYSIA-NISED. However, I also believe the people behind the stagged protest is BN themselves. Ever since their shameful loss in the election, they have been finding soooo many ways to critise the new Selangor Government and this I believe is one of the agenda. Can't they just move on gracefully? Sore Loser! Boooo!!

Malaysia being a multi-racial country should be moving towards a fair and equal treament towards all races. BUT being at 51 years old, the people still has not learnt to walk! It really irks me when they uses religion or their SPECIAL rights to challenge the minorities. Shame on you! Who the hell says this Soil that I was born in belongs to you!?

My father pays taxes too, am I not eligible for the rights you are also enjoying???

Found this story in my mail box and guess I should share it.

The Grasshopper & Ants Story

Older Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays during the summer. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs & dances & plays during the summer. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to ! provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliment stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?

Khairy The Hairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house . Nazri The Nazi goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

MOst of the related people criticizes the Malay-sia Gohmen for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is onfiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by maju ---------.

Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part of the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to follow it.

Many years later The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company. While 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite many special rights and priviledges.

The Moral of the Story: Don't study in Local Universities. It is not OUR RIGHT. It is THEIR RIGHT. Belongs to THEM. So, all of us the minorities, we can just go Singapore, US, Australia, UK, India or even our homeland China to further our studies.

Another thing that irks me while reading The Today's Paper is this:


Only Men Are Allowed to buy Cucumbers in Iraq??!!


Cause it has suggestive shape. You know, the shape of ahem.

A big No No.

But men can buy to pleasure their wives. :)

Secondly, ice cream is not allowed in Iraq cause during the Prophet days, such thing is non-existence. WTH?? Howabout guns? internet? cars and BOMB! Man! You guys freaking bombers man! Bomb here bomb there! Blardy stay in the cave lar!

Thirdly, a female goat was slaughtered for raising its tail and showing its PUNANI!

I am so thankful being born a Chinese!

Saturday, August 9, 2008


Bad News

1. My waist line has expanded to 27 inches.
2. My weight has gone up to 50.6kg
3. My height is still at 158cm (%$#%!!) WITHOUT HEELS OF COURSE
4. My sis says I'm fat.
5. My mum says I put on weight.
6. I spent S$2.5k today.

Good News

1. I am now a member of


2. I have access to all California gym in Asia. Yippie! Mid Valley here I come!


3. I have hired a personal trainer (additional cost of course) to tone up my muscle.


4. I can attend hip-hop, jazz, pilates, yoga and bodypump classes anytime all year round!

Now lets see how can this





tough luck though... now.. I have to juggle studies, work, gym, bf and family all at one go!!!

Oh God, give me strength! Give me more, give me, give me more..

Sleepy...gotta go Church tomorrow...

Peace out!


Angry Post Ahead!

Mathematical Question

5 persons staying = SGD100 for 30 days
1 person staying = x for 2 days?

SGD100/30 = SGD 3.33 per day (A)

(A)/5 persons = SGD 0.67

So, One person * 2days = SGD 0.67 * 2 = SGD 1.33


And my so called Finance Accounts Housemate charged me SGD10 for my sister to stay over the night.

SGD 10 = SGD 1.33 = SGD 8.67.

Not that I mind paying that SGD 10 at all, what is SGD10 man...!

The thing that irks me is that she said the additional is for the utilities, eg again

Usually we pay SGD20 per person (100/5) and with an additional person coming in for a few days maybe the utilities will go out by maybe the the utilities goes up by SGD105. So by right, she has to cover the extra SGD5 right while the rest of us pay the normal usual SGD 20. BUT NO! She wants to take advantage of the situation

Bill = SGD 105 / 5 = SGD 21
5 person pays SGD 21
Then I pay another 5 on top of the 21 = SGD 26
21 * 4 = 84 + 26 = 110

PROFIT = SGD110-SGD105 = SGD5!

NO OF COURSE I DON'T MIND PAYING THAT EXTRA.. WHAT IS SGD5 compared to my pay. I can bet my pay is ONE and a HALF higher that hers, so I dont mind. Being late 20s and taking advantage of a girl like me, 23 years old over a measly matter? Crap man... you lose my respect!

I am so going to move again once my contract ends! The place stinks like crap!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008


Finally!! Finalllyyyyy!!!! Yesss Yesss Yess!!!

Let me present you with



Sporty Yet Classy 2 seater Car


Nah..... It is not mine yet.....


Belongs to this guy here, My Senior.... Ex-Senior...

Motivation! Motivation! Motivation!

**Someone said that come Sept, there will be an increment again!!!**


Am still auditing


and damn happy to be in this engagement! Can go home like 7pm! My God! Amazing!

Suddenly got the urge to I whack and Whack... turn the whole kitchen upside down...

And the fruit of my hard work....

Beware... Yummy Picture ahead! Don't salivate on my blog!!!

Yummy Fried Chicken*

Beef Meat Ball

Super Yummy Meatball Sauce

Bloody Hard Brown Rice (Am not buying brown rice again!)

Nice right, Alec? He eats until he licks his plate clean.... Now, if you are based on oil rig, how to eat my super duper yummy food??

Yet another courtesy message brought to you by Chessgal.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Long distance relationship

“Distance makes the heart grows fonder”

True to a certain extent but not entirely true for certain people.

Being away from my family, makes me cherish every moment being at home. I appreciate my Mother’s cooking more, I nag at my sisters lesser, I look forward to Dad’s daily jokes and I love them even more.

The other day, Alec dropped a bombshell, he wants to go back to Malaysia to WORK! *Blink Blink*

Wooorrrkkk?? In MMaallayyssiaaa??

“You must be kidding me”, I said.

Apparently there is an opening in Haliburdon, a well-known Oil and Gas Company in the World and he wants to give it a try.

Oil and Gas industry pays a lot, especially when you are based off shore. The basic may not be very high but the daily allowance is. Of course, the high allowance comes with a price, Your Life on the oil rig!

Alec has been hinting that he wishes to go into the Oil and Gas Industry, solely cause the pay is good.

In fact, Alec has super lotsa dreams to start of with.

Once, he wanted to be a stock broker or investor, but lacks the stock market knowledge and don’t know where to start. I suggest him to buy a good book to read, but he hates reading, okay Fine. Then he came across all those stock training classes cost thousands of dollar for just a few hours of class, but he doesn’t want to spend so much, afraid that it may not pay off. So that dream is once again buried under the deep blue sea.

Secondly, he wants to be an Auditor or Banker, but again lacks the knowledge and the thought of going back to studies turns him really OFF. So again, OUT.

Thirdly, he wants to be a PILOT! One of his school mate is now a pilot with SIA, and for him, being a Pilot looks kind of cool. Again, Pilot needs constant training and sits for lots of exam. And

Again, that turns him OFF.

Now, he wants to be based on Oil Rig!

Okay, the topic today is nothing to do with my dear Alec’s dream but Long Distance Relationship.

Will it work?

Yes, it will but not for me!

I was in a long distance relationship before, my then bf was in Sabah, whereas I was in Kajang. He refuses to settle down in KL, whereas I refused to go over to Sabah. So in the end, the game ended in stalemate, no winner, no loser. Status Quo.

Engaging in a long distance relationship works when you are a student, but not when you are working. Being a student, you still have a bunch of friends and endless assignments to keep you occupy.

During the semester break, you can go over to your bf place for a holiday.

In contrast, your colleague may not be your friends. The office is not a fair play field, you do a good job but your effort may not be recognized. You felt depressed, but there is no one that you can turn to. (If you work in a 8-5 job, then worst, nothing to do… your lil lonely heart will stray).

You called your bf, but your bf is equally busy. He is also depressed as well. At the end, you swallow the bitter pill yourself. You called your bf lesser, the distance grows further, your love for each other fades each day. So, how?

Break Up Lor.


This message is brought to you by Chessgal to Alec Soong.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

A great weekend

Am not very good with words, so just let the pictures do the talking...

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With My Mum

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Mum & Dad
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With My Sister- Maddie

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For Sale - Each Rp50K

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Nah... Rp100k for one spoon of shark fin

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Mum's in love....

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Junbo Restaurant

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Dad - King of the house

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Dad, trying too hard to smile

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Dad's for sale Rp100k

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The 3 flowers-nak Muntah darah

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Doing the tulan face

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Mum & Dad
After Reunion Dinner with Family, headed down to Pavillion for a cuppa coffee (though i dont drink).
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I substitute Coffee with Mango Juice
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Cheese Cake
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The Driver of the day - Eugene (Just back from Russia)
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EJ & Eugene (E-square)
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Clubbing Kakis @ The Santuary, Damansara