Thursday, August 14, 2008

Grasshopper & Ants

Have been hitting the gym as much as 5 times a week!

Once in the morning (before 7am) and once after work.

And I am dead tired now.

After Gyming

Why am I so free you ask? Cause I am on one week's training! So not wanting to waste time and regret over my super expensive gym membership, so I took full advantage of my break by going Gym Binge!

Been to Bodycombat and JC Boxercise.

Bodycombat is deadly I tell you. My whole body aches for 2 days!

JC Boxercise is more fun.

Anyways, the topic for today is quite sensitive to certain people but this is purely my opinion as an individual.

The MB of Selangor has suggested to open up UiTM to the minority ethics but guess the Bumiputeras are not too keen to be MALAYSIA-NISED. However, I also believe the people behind the stagged protest is BN themselves. Ever since their shameful loss in the election, they have been finding soooo many ways to critise the new Selangor Government and this I believe is one of the agenda. Can't they just move on gracefully? Sore Loser! Boooo!!

Malaysia being a multi-racial country should be moving towards a fair and equal treament towards all races. BUT being at 51 years old, the people still has not learnt to walk! It really irks me when they uses religion or their SPECIAL rights to challenge the minorities. Shame on you! Who the hell says this Soil that I was born in belongs to you!?

My father pays taxes too, am I not eligible for the rights you are also enjoying???

Found this story in my mail box and guess I should share it.

The Grasshopper & Ants Story

Older Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays during the summer. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Modern Version
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs & dances & plays during the summer. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to ! provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliment stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so?

Khairy The Hairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house . Nazri The Nazi goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

MOst of the related people criticizes the Malay-sia Gohmen for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is onfiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by maju ---------.

Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part of the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to follow it.

Many years later The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company. While 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite many special rights and priviledges.

The Moral of the Story: Don't study in Local Universities. It is not OUR RIGHT. It is THEIR RIGHT. Belongs to THEM. So, all of us the minorities, we can just go Singapore, US, Australia, UK, India or even our homeland China to further our studies.

Another thing that irks me while reading The Today's Paper is this:


Only Men Are Allowed to buy Cucumbers in Iraq??!!


Cause it has suggestive shape. You know, the shape of ahem.

A big No No.

But men can buy to pleasure their wives. :)

Secondly, ice cream is not allowed in Iraq cause during the Prophet days, such thing is non-existence. WTH?? Howabout guns? internet? cars and BOMB! Man! You guys freaking bombers man! Bomb here bomb there! Blardy stay in the cave lar!

Thirdly, a female goat was slaughtered for raising its tail and showing its PUNANI!

I am so thankful being born a Chinese!


chess addict said...

Are you a chess player?